THOR’S HAMSTERS

 

As furry as kittens as soft as a stocking

But something about them is really quite shocking

 

You don’t want to pet them, the mere thought is frightening

For Thor’s Hamsters are little bundles of lightning!

 

From their toes to their noses they crackle and spark

And their helmets create an electrical arc.

 

They can’t really help it, for worse or for better

It’s like rubbing balloons on a fuzzy wool sweater.

 

It’s hard to get round when you’re skittering and skimming

And with all that lightning they don’t dare try swimming.

 

But once in a while some one comes to their aid.

Without being asked and without being paid.

 

It’s like magic, you know, when you help some one out.

When you make trouble vanish! That’s what magic’s about.

 

And out there in space when you feel all alone

It’s nice to know some one will help you get home.

 

And even at home, a good deed is worth trying.

It’s wonderful feeling …it’s almost like flying!